he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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