The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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