Pants 0. Shit 1.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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