yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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