normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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