My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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