Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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