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Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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