If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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