I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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