"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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