Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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