I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm really busy with my period
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