I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
zippers are such a cool invention
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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