he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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