we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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