I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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