I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Even my vagina gasped.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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