therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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