I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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