i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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