is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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