I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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