I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
