whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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