Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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