Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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