It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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