I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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