he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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