Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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