We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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