I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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