Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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