no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How does one acquire holy water?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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