Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You can make out without kissing
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