She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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