We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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