I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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