Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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