i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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