What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Randomize
