This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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