I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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