My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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