I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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