when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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