i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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