Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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