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i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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