I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.â€
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