he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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