Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Green mimosas i think yes
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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