Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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