guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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