my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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