How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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